11/29/2009

巨阴族 VS 象人族

1.巨阴族 is big scrotum
means huge scrotum of some group or family
In Africa, all the tribe's men, the scrotum bigger than the normal large numbers a hundred times
wah!~~~@@























how they
make baby?
the huge scrotum, but the penis is short..
xixi...^^

feel GELI...

象人族 is elephant man
means huge penis of some group or family

this name is not because of their nose looks like an elephant's nose
but said that the family man's there as a long nose like an elephant
their's there are very long
generally 20 to 30 cm in length
can be hung below the knee
and even some mopping the floor@@

  





















































The African man, said to the weak state of the length of 33.5 cm
4.3 cm in diameter size of eggs
erect to 56 cm, diameter of 7.5 cm (and women in general rough calf)
testicular duck egg size = ="
ejaculation of semen can be emitted when the 6 meters away
that sperm weighted average of 95 ml (half a cup to drink paper cups)
so, he be called most long in the world.

 

























let us think how about their wifes..
the end of the penis will show on wife's mouth??
imagine..
are they forturnate or poory?
i think they KESIAN
bring huge "things" with their life
sleep...
eat....
hunting....
shopping...@@
what your feel after see this page?
if your husband or yourself suddenly be like this..
how you feel???

11/22/2009

strolling KAMPUNG JAWA kuantan

one day
have 2 sohai were strolling with motorcycle..
stroll on kg jawa
formerly kg jawa memaNg LapSapZx
dun no how say it = ="
jx look at photo..










3 LC dogs.. nvr care anybody...
call it puppy
x layan
call it dogdog
x layan
call it miaomiao
x layan
LC dog~~









plant of "sesak" traffic
how come ppl want put it on in front of gate = ="
SESAK!!!!!










a tree can stand in a gang of grasses..
bullying grasses
"haha, i am taller than you all.." = ="
cibai tree...
want LC, dont know how ugly yourself =P









a big & strong tree...
ady old..
mayb older than u & me gua..
cz i am vry young...^^












nearer of the tree
this tree is super tree
guess what is super of it..












now is nearer more & clearly..
can you get it??










the answer is it have a plate of a car..
dunno which sohai post it
mayb from the MONEY GOD
quickly go buy toto
magnum oso can..
if you like da ma cai, it can on too^^
can you get it?
5035
dun buy too many
jx 2 hundred, rmb dun too much..
xixi









even saving is a virtue
but oso dun have canvas to help car cover sun
wanna that car is NISSAN SUNNY@@









even the starter is down now
but this motor was oso vry well-known motorcycle
honda 80

dun play play ark...









this similar like hilux
dun care what type of the car
the point is
they use this for "fetch" sand
can it do that?@@










playground was fun in my memories
how come like this??
my favorite is the slide - 滑梯
but now.................









use for....
i oso dnno how to say it..
wanna say they strong?
can move that?
or wanna say they naughty?
OH MY GOD!!!!!










last one
this is a cute leaf..
have a hand o leg ark..
mayb it is head...
haha
thats all from me...
recently rain, carefully for health
n oso GOOD LUCK for all SPM students
by ~snOw~
sorry from my LapSapZx english..凸^^凸

11/15/2009

What a good good night ....

2012 is on show 12/11/09
so the lapsapzzZ geng
Snow , Eric , Wei , Nic , ZHAN hua & a junk
decided to appreciate the fuck up movie
the time on ticket is 9.30pm
before tat we go to eat steamboat
Crap !! why the junk wearing a white t shirt ( don know what i`m thinking)
the other were wearing dark color shit
(holy shit !! i feel want to dig a hole to hide me
why i`m wearing so bright
like a bulb )
Have thoroughly enjoyed ourselves
somebody call Wei
then want Snow to answer it
wat a wired person = = disdain him
the guys they call him A pek
his pencil case had gone
so he suspend that Wei was the one who hide it
( haiz just a box that fill with some lousy pencil
the most expensive was the highlighter = =
disdain him again )

then we all went to watch tat movie 2012
buy some food before enter the cinema
so tat you all can let your butt stay along the movie showing
Wah super beh song watch movie
with a group of not educated animals
they all have the same habit tat is shouted in cinema
the mother fucker
other people was enjoy the show
but the lousy , cheap thing blew it
they all nonsense
mentally effected @@

finally
i free from the crazy animal
hue
McD was our next station
we order milo coffee nudged fries
Eric walk to the KFC near by
to get some cheezy wedges
but
the brilliant KFC
din`t sell at midnight
they just sell the cibai snack plate and just only the original fried chicken
wat for they open 24 hours
shut in down la
the formidable Snow
again
his formidable works
he pour some coffee then put the creamer on the table the
i no eye to see
cz fast fast walk away
so tat the staff will not recognize me
otherwise ....... don think about it

to the YES
feeling a little bit tired
refill with full cream milk
em ~ so nice
the little Snow always with his beloved milk - soya


by Desmond ( Am i junk ? )

11/07/2009

the WORKING day


night mood^^
the "tangki" at the roof

the pipe repaired

our BUDDY - rambutan

SOHai I

SOHai II

rubbish at the area of the tangki
tools I


tools II

SOHAI I n II^^

snow n wei working a whole day
working for snow's house's broken
repair for broken cibai things
work over 12 hours
repair by many tools
repair until tired++
repair until sky change dark form clear
- repair the lock of the door
- repair the lock of restroom
go buy something without wear the shirt
- repair the "tangki' of the roof
- repair the "net" of the window
- clean the area of the "tangki'
there have many many frends, go know them
- clean the car parking area
clean with ANAKKU SOOAP= =
- clean the fans of the house
clean the 8 fans
- sale all the "kotak" n the "tin-tin" to niama A SENG
sale 30++ kg, just have $6.6 = =凸
- more the car wash
- clean the drain
- destroy all the lapsap
the very cibai thing is today UNCLE SUN very active, nvr rest
but us have the buddy when us clean the roof
the RAMBUTAN
human are bitch
wanna throw the rubbish to another roof
but the rubbish plastic juzt bside us= =
LOW BATTERY
BUT HIGH POWER
from the bitch - WEI
at starter time, more one fucker > DESMOND
he work clean the floor
he is the professional cleaner
jx for the floor...= =
he teach use the mama bitch's hot water for clean the jerk oily floor
he say must use the water for clean one more time
must clean
u can learn for teach ur mama
the fucker make snow's samsung omnia fall on the floor from 12 feet
cant on langsung
wanna kena DIU!!!!!
LapSapZxx GAng here
come n join us

11/01/2009

Warning From The GOD???




that night moon special
everyone sms, msn, call to friend for see the moon
the special moon effect
beauty??
weird??
dD say that because the moon, the sun and the earth at the angle 45
but jun xian that is warning from GOD
wanna us be unity?
which from them is right?
but nvm la...
because that under our control,
we only can do is do best with our power
UNITY?????
how be unity?
people of the earth pls ur fighting, ur urging, ur argue
work?
i think difficult....
wat can do from me?
only forget it...
waiting 2012 coming...
dead together..
haha

10/30/2009

28th of October 2009

Lapsapsz gang once again hanged out again .

The first we do were ..
Watch Surrogates at 10.20p.m.



















Till 12a.m . Then we went to McD <= bapok gila selalu pergi .. We were sitting inside McD however there's a nicer place which at outside of the McD but it's rainning .. Then we covered the stuffs which we had ordered and bring them to there .














Arrived to the "nicer place"
















Here come the LapSap Group's members
First : Eric with Wei ,2nd : Eric ,3rd : Nic
















The "nicer place" is full of lapsap(rubbish) , then we cleaned them .
There's a mixture on the rubbish which were KFC combined with McD

















Beware of Snow , he's powerful















Taken a lot of photos like ..
















We leave there at about 1a.m.
The mess that we left













New recipe by Me , Snow and Wei
Here's the clip for the recipe




After we left we went for second round where CoffeStreet however , it only left some orders but then we canceled and went to YES


Here's the photo from YES
Ha , Eric looks like using a spoon to open the tin ^^

















Me , drinking tongkat ali , made me becomes strong ^^

















We enjoyed there and then we left there at about 2a.m.
Eric was the first person who went out first but then he saw a car accident just in front of the BMW
We quickly went there for a look , a toyota Alphard crashed with a Proton Wira .
The Wira crashed seriously bad and there's a woman stucked inside it however other victims have gone to ambulance .
The firemen used around 10 mins to take her out .. but it's useless ..
She has gone ..
It really pitiful because there's a children's slipper inside there car and meaning to say she has been married and have children ..
and now .. she has gone .. A child has lost her/his mom ..
Moreoever , those ass hole .. keep taking photo there .. they never show respect on her .. shit them ..



Kay , I have to end here x )
In addition ,
There's a new member I gonna mention and he ... really Lapsap group's biggest FAVOUR !
Here he go ..


















A blog by me ,I am Williamz

10/11/2009

LapSap ~NiC~ Car Tyre GeT Flat

Just now our LapSapXX gang come out for a weekend gathering.
Today gang consist of Eric, Snow, Desmond and Nic.

At 1st we go to pick up Eric at Ms Garden, then we planning to go Tc McD for a cup of coffee. When we arrive, we saw a group of ppl that modified their car sound system gathered at there. And we do what we always do. We go 'busy body' at there also. Many ppl is crowed at there. After a while, there are a police car come by and "halau" they go back home.

So, we also choose another destination, because McD is also crowed.
Then we plan to go Kemaman Kopitam. When arrived, there also full.
So, we plan to go Island Red Cafe. Before we parking, Nic have make a DRIFT with her SAGA at one of the corner nearby Putra Square.
After we arrive ter, we have sit for a while but no ppl come and serve us. We planning to leave.
When we leave Nic noticed that her car front left tyre is spike by a screw, Nic go to a place where have no people and change the tyre. With the help form Snow, we able to switch the tyre in no time.


At last we go to CoffeeStreet, Snow has ordered a Lemon Coke. But wat the waitress bring here is the Coke & ice only. We ask the waitress, he say there no sell Lemon Coke. What the Hell is they doing?? Why they don't tell us when we are order??

After we finished the drinks, we go to our old 'lepak' place. That is Your Everyday Store a.k.a YES. At there we just sit for a while, because Snow say that he want to wake up early tomorrow so we all got to back home.

~NiC~